CO2-reducing beanie

Make a real dent in global warming, one head at a time, with our CO2-reducing windmill-action beanie! Hand-crafted by woke artisans cruising the world on a repurposed cargo vessel, living on vegan superfoods and cyberpunk novels, these beanies integrate rejected ideas by Elon Musk. Yes, that Elon Musk. 

Simply wear the beanie, think real hard about a healthier environment, and your thoughts will power the recycled Segway bumper plastic windmill spinning on the crown of the dosed hemp fibers of your beanie; together, they reduce CO2 by many particles a day!